HSUS & Bank of America

[wags]

Just got home from a visit to my local Bank of America. They had a big promotional poster promoting their HSUS Visa card. I had a few cordial words with them. They thought that HSUS runs the local animal shelters. I told them I'd be closing my checking and savings accounts with them. I don't know what to do about my Alaska Airline Visa card though. Any suggestions?
Mark

 

[skydiver_99654]

Just got home from a visit to my local Bank of America. They had a big promotional poster promoting their HSUS Visa card. I had a few cordial words with them. They thought that HSUS runs the local animal shelters. I told them I'd be closing my checking and savings accounts with them. I don't know what to do about my Alaska Airline Visa card though. Any suggestions?
Mark

Please transfer your air miles to me. Thanks,
Johnny

 

[Bookseller]

...I don't know what to do about my Alaska Airline Visa card though. Any suggestions?
Mark

Cut it into small pieces and mix it into a pile of dog poo, or the animal excrement of your choice and send back to them.

 

[Drano]

Cut it into small pieces and mix it into a pile of dog poo, or the animal excrement of your choice and send back to them.

My dog ate my credit card?

 

[sayak]

Did the same thing

Did the same thing

I told them I was canceling my account, and they asked why, mentioned the illegal alien deal, they said "OK" and it was done. Sounds like they had a lot of calls from narrow-minded non-citizens of the world folks like I are.

My little boy used the card to catapault marbles around on the floor. Appropriate use for the plastic.