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  • I actually told my wife to shut up!

    Dang it fellas! I am one of those guys that can't watch a good boxing match without twitching, squirming and moving my shoulders like it is some how helping the guy that I want to win. I boxed Golden Gloves when I was a kid and then helped train some young guys after I got hitched and was told that I couldn't hit people no more.... so I can't help it. Same with hunting shows(good ones anyway). Well last night I was watching the new show "Kodiak". A Brown bear was charging, a gun jammed and my wife said "can you open this Jar?" The words were out of my mouth before my brain could get control of the situation. Then after they got the bear kilt I slowly turned my head her way.....not good. Her hands were on her hips the jar was sitting on the wood stove and I was feeling like I did when I was a little kid and my mom called me by my first and middle name. I said, "sorry dearest but that guy almost got et by a big bear." She said"you don't even know that guy!!!" I said, no, but I wish I did!"

    Anyway was that a Browning that jammed? Or maybe a Blazer? All I saw was the back of the receiver and because I had a jar that needed opening I didn't get a good look nor any replays!

  • #2
    Originally posted by elmerkeithclone View Post
    ... "sorry dearest but that guy almost got et by a big bear....
    You just about got et too!

    Haven't watched the show, so can't help you on the gun. Me and reality TV are oil and water.
    "Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good."
    Merle Haggard

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    • #3
      DVR's save marriages :topjob:

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      • #4
        I did something similar a while back. The swelling has gone way down now, and I'm really looking forward to eating solid food again!

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        • #5
          I'm sure you were much closer to death than the tv folks were.
          Now left only to be a turd in the forrest and the circle will be complete.Use me as I have used you

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BrownBear View Post
            You just about got et too!

            Haven't watched the show, so can't help you on the gun. Me and reality TV are oil and water.
            They should hafta call them UNREALITY SHOWS.

            All good Brown Bear Charges on TV must incorporate a gun that JAMS.

            They take a bunch of pictures then arrange them into a story line.

            Everything is staged.

            Smitty of the North
            Walk Slow, and Drink a Lotta Water.
            Has it ever occurred to you, that Nothing ever occurs to God? Adrien Rodgers.
            You can't out-give God.

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            • #7
              Ha ha ha, this whole post is hilarious!


              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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              • #8
                Originally posted by limon32 View Post
                Ha ha ha, this whole post is hilarious!


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                That was the intent!

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                • #9
                  Looked like a browning A-bolt

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