I will spend more days in the field.
I will spend more time tying flies than playing video games.
I will spend less money driving to fishing spots. Yeah right, if you believe that.....
I will raise a garden and a goat.
I will not be fooled by favorable fishing reports from Ship Creek.
I will not shoot any more buffleheads, goldeneyes, or mergansers. You're safe now, sky carp. Mr. Harlequin, be very afraid.
I will teach my labrador hand signals.
I will teach my terrier to quit plucking ducks for me. If that works, maybe I can teach him to quit killing muskrats while I pick up decoys also.
I will throw a rock at the first person who tells me to get out of his fishing hole. I'm still not over that, Mr. Deep Creek A-hole.
I will judge a potential date's worth by the amount of meat she can pack out of the woods.
I will not go in over my waders. I will not go in over my waders. I will not go in over my waders. I will not go in over my waders.
Happy New Year folks.