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    Limited at Cottonwood hole, it took some time. Not a lot of salmon in the river. Caught a decent bow on flesh, and lost an even better one. 5 bear encounters today, 3 grizz/2 black. Last one(huge brownie) stalked us out in the river then bluff charged us to within 10 yards. Scared the **** out of me. Man those things are fast. Be careful if you go down there.

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    It is getting to be that time of the year. Bears are heading down looking for the fish. The last few years have been good with no incidents but from Im reading sounds like there are some aggressive ones running around this year.
    Grandkids, Making big tough guys hearts melt at first sight

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    Just a little humor. I hope you will enjoy!

    I will not be eaten by a bear
    On the Russian or anywhere.
    I will go fish I will have fun
    But I will carry a big big gun

    I love to float and fish the river
    But wont let bears dine on my liver
    Their nice to see from far away
    But they donít look like the want to play

    If my fishing spot a bear must take
    Ill gladly leave and wont hesitate
    If with the bear you try to become one
    Youíll soon be deposited from their rectum

    I will not live out of a little box
    I will not play with a little fox
    I will not take my fiancť there
    She wonít be eaten by a bear. (Sorry but I could not resist)

    I will not feed them at my cabin
    I will not think that I understand em
    I will not go on the T.V.
    And feed the bears for all to see

    A bear is wild and really awesome
    But bitten by one a canít play possum
    Ill pull my gun and fire away
    And hope to see another day

    Now PETA might not like all this
    But I really donít give a pi--!
    I will not be eaten by a bear
    On the Russian or anywhere

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    borderblue: Awesome, excellent job! Love it!!!

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    I hope your doing this on your own time.
    Well done.....you said rectum!

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    Love it !!!!

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    thanks, it was a work of love!!!!!!!!

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