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    Default Hope this makes some smiles.

    Just to good not to share with you folks











    Dog for Sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


    'You talk?' he asks.


    'Yep,' the Lab replies.



    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.''I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.


    'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.


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    Thats funny... good one Al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schmidty_dog View Post
    Thats funny... good one Al.


    I would neverwant to hunt with that lab either, first thing you know the SOB would be telling all my friends how loussey I wasshooting at live birds with a scatter gun.
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tryants." (Thomas Jefferson

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    haha... I do believe im going to pass this one on. Thanks.

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    haha thats a good one......dog like that would be sellin your secrets for sure.



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    that dog probably end up arguing with ya when it comes time to fetch the ducks and geese you shoot outta the sky

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    Sounds like the Busch's Beans dog, lol.
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