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    Default Montana Creek Killer -- Closing this Weekend?

    (Darn! And my cousin and I were going to camp out @ Montana Creek this weekend!)


    Alaska Daily Journal News
    June 18, 2009
    3:19 pm
     
     
    Authorities concerned; may issue warning soon
    by Jack Fishburne
     
     
    If you haven't heard of the latest report from ADFG, there is a tall, lanky and mentally unstable man who escaped from Talkeetna based Will Bettleton Mental Health facility two weeks ago; and whose last known whereabouts was west of the Parks Highway road bridge, at mile
    marker 96.5 as it crosses Montana Creek.
     
    Rumor has it that he is wearing a hockey mask, to hide oozing and leaking
    flesh that loosely hangs off his face. That is not true. He is known as clean-shaven, and is thought to be wearing camouflage clothing to blend in with the creekside bushes, with a PETA patch wrapped around his left sleeve.
     
    Authorities have attributed two recent deaths to this crazed man but further forsenic tests will rule out a possible black or brown bear attack. Also tests performed on crimped piano wire, empty two cycle oil plastic containers and chainsaw sharpening files found scattered around the victims will be available soon, upon request.
     
     
    Instead of closing down the campground local authorities are keeping this
    "Montana Creek Strangler's" identity secret until local authorities deem it
    necessary to issue a warning to vacate the beloved, world-reknowned fishing grounds, according to State Trooper Tom Inez. In the meantime it may be best for all fishermen -- yes, that means YOU, and everyone else -- to remain either at home this weekend, or to fish elsewhere.

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    I hear that his brother is running around the Little Willow. Make sure everyone stays out of there as well.
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    haha....lol, that is a good one.
    You know your not catching any fish when you start talking about the weather...


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    He was caught from what I hear and he got loose again at the Russian River. He's crazy dad is hanging out at Seward too. They like to harass salmon fishermen.

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    Default I thought...

    I heard he was on the Kasilof saving the sea kittens

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    bump...come reply Big Lou!

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    He may be the least of your problems this weekend.
    Seems the ADFG has put another EO in place closing ALL South Central Salmon Streams (Except Ship Creek) starting at 5pm this evening through Monday at 12:01 AM.
    I guess everyone will be able to get caught up on their chores this weekend!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRIFTER_016 View Post
    He may be the least of your problems this weekend.
    Seems the ADFG has put another EO in place closing ALL South Central Salmon Streams (Except Ship Creek) starting at 5pm this evening through Monday at 12:01 AM.
    I guess everyone will be able to get caught up on their chores this weekend!!

    UHHHH....NO.

    http://www.sf.adfg.state.ak.us/state...2DSouthcentral

    Or should I say "Yes" so I will be the only one up North??

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    Default Montana Creek Strangler

    Crab_n_Fish, I am the Montana Creek Strangler . You are messing things up for me. I have to eat also! There's nothing like a good human rib roasted over an open pit fire .... My Pa is headed towards the Russian River as we speak . Be afraid, be very afraid......

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    ill take my chances on the parks streams, if i see him, ill tell him to go kick rocks!

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    if you moved this thread to the online comments on ADN!
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    Just for fun I am buying a hockey mask and going fishing at Montana..

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    That's the quickest way to get shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KUB_AIR View Post
    That's the quickest way to get shot.
    Actually the quickest way to get shot is to get into a Grizzly suit and start growling and running at people!!!

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    Default Little brother on the Upper Russian

    I saw his little brother on the upper Russian last Monday - even the bear split when he saw him!

    Outstanding!!!!!!


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