Not what you are maybe thinking -
But....some butthead stole a map from my wife at the anchorage ADF&G - not an employee mind you - but a visitor.
She was down at the office 'copying' the sheep boundary districts off of the maps that they let the public borrow. She said that she left her maps on the center table and walked away only for a minute - when she came back some SLIMEBAG had stole one of our maps......what a POS. It is not really the cost of the map or the time that she had into highlighting the boundaries - but the thought of thieves among our hunter ranks........Id'a sure liked to have caught that bunghole!