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    Default Fish Stories!!!!!!

    I swear people and their stories, why do people got to tell ones that are so unbelieveable. This is from guy in Anchorage his story takes place on the russian a few weeks back and somehow while fighting a red his line hung up on his revolver and he shot himself in the $&#! you got it and throught the sack too. Apperently it wasn't a large enough cal to BLOW IT OFF but oh no straight though.
    Someday we'll hear THE REST OF THE STORY.
    So can anyone beat this, lets hear it
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    wonder if his new nick name is gonna be NUTZ?

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    Unhappy wow...

    talk about shrinkage!

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    Wink OK Anglette, you started this..

    Quote Originally Posted by Anglette View Post
    wonder if his new nick name is gonna be NUTZ?
    Maybe he'll go by "lefty" from now on??
    Either way, hope the groceries did'nt fall out!
    It was pretty ballsy of him to be carrying a gun anyway!
    Took a wad cutter in the wad.
    Took a flathead in the round head.
    Hey my waders feel looser all of a sudden!
    Suddenly, the wild rainbow feasted upon the tasty nugget floating downstream, thinking "these don't swim by here very often".
    Caught a red...lost my head..
    Attention...Elvis has left the building!
    Please don't touch....it hurts too much!

    Somebody stop me plz...

    Not quick enough..
    'Dang I shoulda taken that pepper spray"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anglette View Post
    wonder if his new nick name is gonna be NUTZ?
    or Stumpy!!

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    Default Hey,

    Ya wanna see my whistle?
    Man, I just love Zamfir!
    Yhea, I can't go outside when the wind is blowing wearing shorts...
    FISH On! Bang!
    Hey Bud, do you think you should have your trigger exposed like that? Shut up and mind your on business! BANG!!
    Honey, aren't guns dangerous? Dear, I've been handling guns all my life, BANG!
    Grandpa, how come you walk with a limp?
    How about the, are you ready, THE WHISTLE WOW! We'll sell a do it yourself Whistle Wow Kit. A 2 shot .38 (incase you miss with the first shot), blood clotting solution, Gauze and an Ace Bandage. With detailed instructions on how to self-pierce. Be the envy of all your male friends.
    Who needs wind chimes, Hoonneeyy, can you go stand on the deck, the wind is blowing pretty good, I need to relax...
    Is that the new Kenny G CD? No, that's my hubby after he bought the Whistle Wow! Awesome...

    It's your fault fishnman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anglette View Post
    wonder if his new nick name is gonna be NUTZ?
    or maybe just NuT or worse "SaK"

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    Quote Originally Posted by littles View Post
    or maybe just NuT or worse "SaK"
    more like empty sak!

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    Default Maybe

    Sad Sak?
    "My rod and my reel, they comfort me."

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    holy cr@p guys stop!...Im crying on my keyboard...lol...
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    pull my finger....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjm View Post
    holy cr@p guys stop!...Im crying on my keyboard...lol...
    Im sure this thread isnt over yet

    btw, I heard he is now a firearms dealer, he goes by...

    Ball Blaster !!!!
    BB for short

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    It's hard to work with all of this banter....

    KEEP IT UP! (I doubt the guy who shot himself can)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff B View Post
    It's hard to work with all of this banter....

    KEEP IT UP! (I doubt the guy who shot himself can)
    Now that's funny !!!

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    Now is empty sack

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    Fuzz Nut Less
    Grandkids, Making big tough guys hearts melt at first sight

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishnMan View Post
    Caught a red...lost my head..
    Can't stop laughing. My favorite so far!
    ... aboard the 'Memory Maker' Making Memories one Wave at a Time!

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    Talking OK..just one more

    Poor guy can't go fishing anymore, he lost his rod!

    Ya want More?

    Imagine someone gutting a fish downstream, and a nad drops out?...eewwwwww!! Guess you could say he caught it on a sac?

    No longer able to spawn, the fisherman walked away forlorn
    Ya see, his favorite pole had been torn
    So a new hobby he had to make
    Bless him, he baked a batch of nut-free fruitcake...

    Ok, I'm done for now. Hallmark, I'm waiting..

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    Talking OK Fishnman, It's on!

    There once was a man who went fishn
    While casting his fly he was wishin
    He was prayin for a big ole Red
    Instead he put lead thru his head
    A scream he let loose
    He looked thru it and saw his boot
    His nad just floated away
    Those on the bank did say
    My oh my, I just want to cry
    But you know there’s always a heckler
    Laughing out loud at the hole in his pecker
    The man didn’t think it was funny
    He said, how will I tell my honey
    Depressed with great shame and a whole lotta pain
    It couldn’t possibly get worse, but then it started to rain
    I offered him my role of duct tape
    He said it was all out of shape
    Just tape it up I said, that big hole in your head
    He sadly looked down, with an awful frown
    I think I’d rather be dead
    He asked for assistance, but met great resistence
    Just tape it up and keep fishin
    A sad look in his eye, not wanting to cry
    He proclaimed he’d give it a try
    The duct tape stuck, he thought of his luck
    And just kept on fishin
    The man with the hole in his head

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    Wink OK

    Quote Originally Posted by Stanly View Post
    There once was a man who went fishn
    While casting his fly he was wishin
    He was prayin for a big ole Red
    Instead he put lead thru his head
    A scream he let loose
    He looked thru it and saw his boot
    His nad just floated away
    Those on the bank did say
    My oh my, I just want to cry
    But you know there’s always a heckler
    Laughing out loud at the hole in his pecker
    The man didn’t think it was funny
    He said, how will I tell my honey
    Depressed with great shame and a whole lotta pain
    It couldn’t possibly get worse, but then it started to rain
    I offered him my role of duct tape
    He said it was all out of shape
    Just tape it up I said, that big hole in your head
    He sadly looked down, with an awful frown
    I think I’d rather be dead
    He asked for assistance, but met great resistence
    Just tape it up and keep fishin
    A sad look in his eye, not wanting to cry
    He proclaimed he’d give it a try
    The duct tape stuck, he thought of his luck
    And just kept on fishin
    The man with the hole in his head
    Now don't make me tell ya bout the man from NANTUCKET!

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    Default LOL

    I was gonna start with that, no kidding, but said nahh...

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