I told you so! Nooooo you guys all thought it was one huge joke, but here at last I am vindicated. CHECK THIS LINK for details on a horrific squirrel rampage that happened recently, leaving picnikers savaged, physically abused and mentally traumatized. I warned you months ago about this (HERE'S THE LINK), but most of you failed to take me seriously. Well, there you go. HERE'S ANOTHER LINK to my vast wealth of knowledge of this subject. No thanks are necessary.
Now... perhaps a thread on the best firearm for squirrel protection. Or maybe I can get my friend Larry Kaniut to do something on "Alaska Squirrel Tales". Hmmm... that's it. Maybe then someone will take this seriously.
Take a good look at the attached photo, and if it doesn't send chills up and down your spine, you're either ignorant or a complete idiot. Thoughts that come to me are... is it a bluff charge or are there cubs nearby? Will he climb the tree or go up my pant leg? Is he gonna chatter before he charges, or come in silently but deadly? When I go to bed tonight, will he be in the bottom of my sleeping bag waiting to maul my bare feet? This is serious business, folks.
Children and grown men alike are at risk.