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    Default Craigslist...Anything goes...I guess.

    O.K. so I'm a bad boy. But it made me laugh.

    http://anchorage.craigslist.org/boa/639433500.html
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    Man that's not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's my sister
    PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A.D.D I DON'T UNDERSTA.....OH LOOK A MOOSE !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    O.K. so I'm a bad boy. But it made me laugh.

    http://anchorage.craigslist.org/boa/639433500.html
    Dude, you must be bored with the wife and kid out of town for a month...wait....does she know about who you are throwing in the deal?

    AH!!!! that is why you are throwin her in...the wife is coming back soon!
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    AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH That was good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKArcher View Post
    Dude, you must be bored with the wife and kid out of town for a month...wait....does she know about who you are throwing in the deal?

    AH!!!! that is why you are throwin her in...the wife is coming back soon!
    Man...I must be bored. I just played on the X-Box and I haven't played on that thing in over a year.

    But.............

    How about you just take her back!!! Then my problem is solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    How about you just take her back!!! Then my problem is solved.
    Nope...can't do it. We had a deal to swap across the table....fair and square. I got the snowblower and I ain't gonna give it back! Bartering can be a b**ch some times eh?

    You knock 10K off that chunk of metal and I will split the fare with ya to send her back home. How much time we got left until the Mrs arrives?
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    That is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger View Post
    Man that's not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's my sister
    Your sister? Dude, thats my mom!

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    That would make you guys brothers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKArcher View Post
    Nope...can't do it. We had a deal to swap across the table....fair and square. I got the snowblower and I ain't gonna give it back! Bartering can be a b**ch some times eh?

    You knock 10K off that chunk of metal and I will split the fare with ya to send her back home. How much time we got left until the Mrs arrives?

    Well...I'm not going to take a 10K hit....Oh well, I like a little (ALLLOTT) meat on the bone. Man...The fight is going to be on when the Mrs gets back.

    I thought I could count on you Archer.....That's ok I bring her fishing with us and you will fall deeply in love with her all over again.

    Oh..Yah, I have about 2 1/2 more weeks.
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    Wink Holy Cow

    Nothing like sitting here with the laptop enjoying my sunday coffee. Strolling through the site and coming accross this. Then what? The coffee goes shooting out the nose again and all over the place. That is some funny stuff guys great thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    I thought I could count on you Archer.....That's ok I bring her fishing with us and you will fall deeply in love with her all over again.
    Bringing her along? Not in the boat you have. You must have bought this... Bet your wife wont leave you alone for a month again.

    You could name it "Nuff4Two"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukoner View Post
    Your sister? Dude, thats my mom!
    Hey Archer,

    Here is the plan...I'll get her drunk and lure her on to my flat bed trailer. You jump her with some tie down straps. Now watch out cause you know better than anyone that she flopps around like a 200 lbs halibut. (Wouldn't want to see you get hurt.)

    Once she is tied down, we'll drop her of at Yukoner's house! After all she is family there. While I'm unhooking the trailer, you ring the door bell and we'll speed off like He((.

    That's unless your sure you don't want to re-kindle you LOVE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    Hey Archer,

    Here is the plan...I'll get her drunk and lure her on to my flat bed trailer. You jump her with some tie down straps. Now watch out cause you know better than anyone that she flopps around like a 200 lbs halibut. (Wouldn't want to see you get hurt.)

    Once she is tied down, we'll drop her of at Yukoner's house! After all she is family there. While I'm unhooking the trailer, you ring the door bell and we'll speed off like He((.

    That's unless your sure you don't want to re-kindle you LOVE.
    Hey, that would make you.... DAD!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukoner View Post
    Hey, that would make you.... DAD!!!!!
    Dammit, I hate you guys.

    I guess the best thing I can hope for is.... Archer is able to light that old flame again.

    By the way Archer I have that old XXXXXXXLG sleeping bag you left in my slide-in camper when you was datin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    Hey Archer,

    Here is the plan...I'll get her drunk and lure her on to my flat bed trailer. You jump her with some tie down straps. Now watch out cause you know better than anyone that she flopps around like a 200 lbs halibut. (Wouldn't want to see you get hurt.)

    Once she is tied down, we'll drop her of at Yukoner's house! After all she is family there. While I'm unhooking the trailer, you ring the door bell and we'll speed off like He((.

    That's unless your sure you don't want to re-kindle you LOVE.
    Thanks for looking out... My 238lb halibut was a brute...but nothing like the ball of furry she is gonna produce when she realizes that you are takin' her back tot he kin folk.

    As far as rekindling the love....the following was an email I received from her three nights after we did our swap...

    Dear Archer...

    You swapping me for that snowblower was da bestest ting you coulda dune fer me. AKMH has kept me fed and I kept him warm.


    Sounds like the heating bill should been low this year??
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    Oh...Lordly, Lord I'm hurtin' now!

    Well, I guess on the bright side of life. The money I save on heating oil can go in to hunting and fishing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskanmoosehunter View Post
    Dammit, I hate you guys.


    By the way Archer I have that old XXXXXXXLG sleeping bag you left in my slide-in camper when you was datin'


    Oh well, I like a little (ALLLOTT) meat on the bone. Man...The fight is going to be on when the Mrs gets back.

    The first and last time I was in your slide in camper was just before your wife left for vacation...she was trying to sell it because of some feeling she had about you in there...***note the ALLLOT of meat on the bones***... I swear I have never been in that bag!

    And who are you kidding....the heating oil savings went directly to SAMS Club for the Pork Rinds and Little Debbies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKArcher View Post
    I swear I have never been in that bag!

    Yah...O.K. and I'm the Pope!

    Quote Originally Posted by AKArcher View Post
    And who are you kidding....the heating oil savings went directly to SAMS Club for the Pork Rinds and Little Debbies...
    Oh...Crap my membership is expired.
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    Dad, why did you go and name me Sue
    Why not Bill or George, ANYTHING but Sue

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