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    Sad News

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
    the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
    Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
    as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
    quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
    He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
    on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was
    a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
    his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    Great!
    You crack me up, KingFisher!
    *sigh*

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    Quit loafing around and get back to work. [lol]

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    The Pillsbury Doughboy is dead?!?!

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    Default OMG

    Doughboy is gone. Not even a mention on CNN or the ADN. Im shocked, stunned and saddened
    Grandkids, Making big tough guys hearts melt at first sight

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