Got to work yesterday morning, opened my email, and there was an announcement that I'd been selected for early (full) retirement. Base here has a RIF going, and I'm headed out the gate. Hadn't planned to for another year and a half, but can't pass up the buyout.
NOW, after 30 years of US Civil Service, I have to try and remember how to actually work, because I flat forgot!
Friend of mine who retired last year phoned, said to be sure and NOT eat cheese puffs and watch 'adult' movies at the same time. Not sure why......something about an embarassing moment with his Dr.