Yes sir, I saw it on Survior Man last night. He's running around Alberta busting off trees and some of them he is even piling up into structures to warn us to stay away. Other trees are just broken off half way up as a boundary marker warning us not to trespass. Hmmm I have big signs that say" no trespassing "and people ignore the heck out of them. I doubt they can read bigfoot's broken off tree message system.
All I can say is my little lease must be full of big hairy fella's cuz I have noticed that there are lots of younger trees broken off halfway up. The forestry fella told me it was a bore of some sort that severely weakens the tree at that point and then it breaks off in the wind. I can hardly wait to call him back and tell him he's all wet on his theory and then learn him about Sasquatch.
What gun do you think I ought get so that I can feel safe at my lease. Them Bigfoots are so smart they've figured out how to avoid all 10 of my trail cameras. I did see a meth head on one trail camera and he looked real scared like maybe one of the Bigfoots was after him for ignoring the busted off trees signs.
They say that you can make best friends with a Bigfoot if you stick apples in the trees for them to eat. Remember to put them up high enough so that the deer can't reach them. You don't need to worry about squirrels or raccoons because they won't eat apples so if your apples are gone the next day you know it was Bigfoot. Under one of my apple puttin out trees I found an impression in the ground that was 2....no 3 ft in diameter and I'm pretty sure I could see a toe print. I tried to make one of them cast footprint deally bobs so's I could be famous but once I pulled it up and flipped it over it looked more like a cow pie so I discarded it.
I'm gonna start sleeping in the woods at night and listen as hard as I possibly can to every sound that big feet make. I bet that if I listen hard enough and think about nothing but ole Bigfoot then I'll probably hear him.....ya think?