My wife just informed me that there was another bear attack in the Anchorage area.
I am not clear at this point, just how this is my fault. I don't even live there anymore.
We are not fools, who pack around bear medicine, and/or keep it handy. But for those who claim to enjoy living in close proximity of these vicious predators, I hope they are thrilled.
Get outcher guns boys, and girls. Clean'em, Oil'em, Familiarize with'em, shoot'em, cuz you might need'em.
Don't keep any candybars in your pocket lest you be cited for baiting them.
Stay off the trails, and let your dawgies walk themselves. Too many skeeters anyway.
Smitty of the North