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    My name is Johnny Bruin. I cant hit a black bear to save my life! What should I do?!?

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    Poor Aim Johnny

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    Oh....I don't know.........just off the top of my head I'd say......maybe practice shooting more...???
    Sheep hunting...... the pain goes away, but the stupidity remains...!!!

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    ...take up deer hunting?

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    Hit it with what?

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    How about a name change, maybe JOHNNY GOTTEM'

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    Can't hit a bear, but there's something else around here you could. $4k......

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    Appreciate the advice everyone, but this thread isn't real. One of my co-workers got a hold of my password and thought it would be funny to write this up under my profile. He's got it comin'....

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    I was going to suggest becoming a vegetarian ....

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