I'll start his one, since there's no snow to run my "ingnant" malamutes with dah sled.
One day this past hunting season, I woke up, popped out of the tent, and went right to the coleman stove to make coffee. I was cold, and the head felt heavy/sluggish. After the pot of coffee was made, I proceeded to pour some canned milk into my cup. It wouldn't come out the can! So....... I put my lips round the hole I cut in the can with a knife. I began sucking on the can, hoping to free the clog. All of the sudden, the obstruction cleared. About a dozen nasty az z blowflies were all up in mah mouth! I swallowed half of them, and proceeded to spit out the rest of them on the rocks. I thought I was going to be sick as I saw the blowflies all drenched in milk, squirming around on the river rocks.