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    Default If Moose Could Talk

    I was out last weekend and ran across this guy.


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    or.........Great, that was fun, but now everything tastes like cow pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AGL4now View Post
    or.........Great, that was fun, but now everything tastes like cow pee.
    Poor guy lost a summer's worth of fat for a month of embattled coitus... and none of the cows will stick around to keep him warm at night this winter.
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    cool! now how wide is he? is he to close to 50''? I wouldn't shoot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AGL4now View Post
    or.........Great, that was fun, but now everything tastes like cow pee.
    Sounds like a night of too much cheap beer.

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    I would say yes he is a shooter, his right side looks to lay out.
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    two reasons I won't shoot...(in a 50 inch area)

    1) not enough brow tines

    2) SEASON is closed - it's Oct 19th already.

    Chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by akgun&ammo View Post
    two reasons I won't shoot...(in a 50 inch area)

    1) not enough brow tines

    2) SEASON is closed - it's Oct 19th already.

    Chris
    Figurativley speaking, I'd shoot, becuase I bet he's 50". But, I wouldnt because my assumption is this is powerline pass.
    ...matanuska..?
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    if moose could talk to squirrel....tell him to shut up.

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    I would say yes he is a shooter...
    If you shot a talking moose, would you hang his head on the wall next to your singing bass?
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