This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo for my three rifles. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop-dead georgeous blonde was filling up right behind me. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the barter system. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about it for a few seconds and responded, "Well, what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"