Santa's No Notice Checkride, Christmas Humor
Just got off the phone with the big guy...Said as he was preflighting his sleigh when an FAA FSDO inspector showed up...Jolly St. Nick being the cordial happy elf asked if he could help him, as he kept observing rather intently his preparations...
The Fed said he was with the FAA and was there to give him a no notice line check...Santa replied that he had been doing this route over many hundred years and to his dismay the Fed said that one can never be too safe...So after checking his flight plan, weight and balance, airworthiness certificate, survival equipment, radio operators license, (since he was traveling internationally) along with his Customs and Border tag, he gave the inspector a passenger briefing and they loaded up into the sleigh...
Just then the fed pulls out a Remington 870 from his luggage and puts one in the chamber...Santa exclaims what's that for...to which the inspector says...
I am not supposed to tell you..but you are going to "loose one" on takeoff...
Merry Christmas to All and Safe Skies every night
Santa is aloft, right this second
Real time tracking of Santa's whereabouts. Good on NORAD for having a wonderful Christmas spirit.
Interesting that the Inspector's jacket displays the old "CAA" letters ................... !
maybe a product of Germany?...from the tag on the end of the credits...I guess its the same all over the world...