This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and
dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May
Day! Help me! Help me!
My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you
loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the
"O.K." says the voice calmly on the radio....
"Repeat after me:
Our Father. Who art in Heaven..."