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    I don't know if this is the right place for jokes but here it is...

    The Blonde Pilot..

    This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane

    with just the pilot.

    He has a heart attack and
    dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May

    Day! Help me! Help me!

    My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

    And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

    She hears a voice over the radio saying:
    "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you
    loud and clear. I will talk you through this and

    get you back on the ground.

    I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

    'Now, just take a deep breath.

    Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and
    position."


    She says
    , "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the
    front seat."


    "O.K." says the voice calmly on the radio....

    "Repeat after me:

    Our Father. Who art in Heaven..."

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    Lame!!!!!!!
    "f/64 and be there"

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    That was a bad joke but I was laughing my ***** off.

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    Yeah I wasn't trying to bash on blonde headed women pilots. It was just funny.

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    It died at "height".

    However, blonde bush pilots rock!
    Winter is Coming...

    Go GeocacheAlaska!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOAT View Post
    It died at "height".

    However, blonde bush pilots rock!
    And don;t forget one in the hand is worth two in the bush Ha!.

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    I think even the QBs liked this one !!! Burro.

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