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    Default Gun Humor: Why Southern California Is Different than Real America

    You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

    My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: “Wow! He has about a quarter million machine gun bullets.” The headline referred to it as a “massive weapons cache”.


    By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called “mentally unstable”. Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:


    In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector”.
    In Texas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector”.
    In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared”, but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
    In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy”.
    In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate”.
    In Wyoming, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor”.
    In Wisconsin, he’d be called “a deer hunting buddy”.
    In Alabama, we just call him “Bubba”.

    And in Alaska, we'd say he was ready for this years' hunting season.








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    They called it right as he chose to live in southern Califorina,has to be nuts
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    Whats really funny about it is they didn't even have a clue that they were in what we in the know call the local gun shop.

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    The folks that think the guy nuts for collecting guns likely have hundreds of salt and pepper shakers, Star Wars figurines, or old Coke advertising all over their own homes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ADfields View Post
    The folks that think the guy nuts for collecting guns likely have hundreds of salt and pepper shakers, Star Wars figurines, or old Coke advertising all over their own homes.
    I'm purty shore some of'em collect Beanie Babies.

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    In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared”, but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

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    Hmmm, I am betting many of his "neighbors" had more "Fairy" outfits than he had guns?
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