Did you hear about the new hybrid fish that Fish and Game is stocking in the Mat-Su and the Kenai?
Apparently they decided to cross a coho and a walleye, because the coho is such an aggressive fish for bait, and the walleye is such a good tasting fish. What they came up with is the Cowall.
Then apparently, the cowall wasn't quite as aggressive as they had anticipated, so they hybridized the cowall with a tiger muskie and then they came up with a cowallskie.
Apparently it was to stupid to catch anything, so it was a flop.