1 Go to your local snowmobile dealer,smile and give the first guy you see $200. This will get you used to spending money there on a regular basis.
2 fill a 45-gallon barrel with sand.Lower it into a hole.Nowlift it out. If you can, add water to the sand and try it again. Do this 5 times per day. This will get your back in shape for lifting your sled out of the deep snow.
3 Tie a rope to a heavy-duty spring. Pull the rope repeatedly with each arm until the pain meets somewhere in the middle of your back. This gets you in shape for starting your bud's sled, which he conveniently forgot was out of gas.It's best to do this exercise while someone is spraying starting fluid into your noes and eyes also.
4 Drink four ounces of cod liver oil mixed with strong laxative. Dres with long underwear,wool pants,snowmobile bibs,insulated boots and heavy coat.
Walk far into the woods without any paper products and wait for a personal emergency.This will get you prepared for the Beer ****s that come out of nowhere, and at the wrong time.
5 Place your hands in a bucket of ice water for 20 minutes. Put the carburetor from your lawn mower in the bottom of your deep freeze. Now climb in the dep freeze,shut the lid and overhaul it holding a pen light in your mouth. This gets you prepared to work on your sled in the freezing cold and black of night.Advanced riders do this with a leatherman tool.
6 Dress up in your new $350. snowmobile bibs. Pour 2 stroke oil down the right leg, gasoline down the other and Peppermint Schnapps and Beer all over the front.Fill your boots with ice cubes and ask your wife or girlfriend to dance.This will prepare her for the stops at all of the local bars during a ride.
7 Put on a Balaclave and a full-face. Attempt to drink hot chocolate through the opening.Advanced riders attempt this while riding a lawn tractor over in the nearest farmer's plowed field.
8 Find a place where you can pay $6.50 a gallon for regular gas; $19.99 per gallon of oil ; $16.00 for a Hamburger and frozen French Fries ; $3 for a coke and $160 to sleep in a cold cabin on a bed with springs sticking through the mattress. Stay for two nights minimum. This this will prepare you on yhe high cost of your future winter trips.
9 Practice explaining to your banker why you need another loan for a $70,000 truck to pull the four $20,000 sleds on your $15,000 trailer that you still owe $50,000 on. Now, you are 50% ready, and somewhat conditioned to head for the trails and ride your sled. Happy Riding !!!!!!