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    There's a beaver in the freezer. Thaw it out.
    There's a beaver in the freezer. Thaw it out.
    Ain't a need to keep a-lookin'
    'Cause the crock pot's been a-cookin' and
    There's a beaver in the freezer. Thaw it out.

    There's a beaver in the cellar. Air it out.
    There's a beaver in the cellar. Air it out.
    Without proper ventilation
    Don't risk the chance of fermentation.
    There's a beaver in the cellar. Air it out.

    There's a beaver up the river. Sniff it out.
    There's a beaver up the river. Sniff it out.
    I used my dog to find a beaver,
    But the beaver bit my retriever.
    There's a beaver up the river. Sniff it out.
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    I bet me brother could put that to music with his banjo
    Eccleasties 8:11 Because the sentence against an evil deed is not executed quickly, There for the hearts of the sons of men among them are given fully to do evil.

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    Drying skins and meats......


    I love to eat Beaver, just not stewed.........Mmmmmmmmmm

    Beaver Hunting as a youth was a try this and try that kinda thang, but I rallly lucked out as I grew older and got married to an Good woman...........'cause the wife hunts Beaver with me, and we can score 'lots' as a team.

    One of my Favorites hunts!!

    (Shuks, one picture wont load......)
    If you can't Kill it with a 30-06, you should Hide.

    "Dam it all", The Beaver told me.....

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    What a lucky guy! A wife that brings home additional beavers is alright in my book!

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangerinastrangeland View Post
    Drying skins and meats......


    I love to eat Beaver, just not stewed.........Mmmmmmmmmm

    Beaver Hunting as a youth was a try this and try that kinda thang, but I rallly lucked out as I grew older and got married to an Good woman...........'cause the wife hunts Beaver with me, and we can score 'lots' as a team.

    One of my Favorites hunts!!

    (Shuks, one picture wont load......)
    Sometimes it's good to have a wingman...or wingwoman in your case...eating-the-beaver-gross-demotivational-poster-1239821492.jpg

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