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    Default It's -40, snow everywhere, you got to sh*t & you got no toilet paper !

    What do you do ?
    OH yeah, and you gonna be in the woods for the next 20 days, and looks like you got yourself a diarrhea situation on your hands.
    Now what ?

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    Go back home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskenmike View Post
    What do you do ?
    OH yeah, and you gonna be in the woods for the next 20 days, and looks like you got yourself a diarrhea situation on your hands.
    Now what ?
    You've got to be kidding.

    Get on your smartphone and order some toilet paper from Amazon. Then call the Rescue Coordination Center and ask them if they wouldn't mind delivering it to you.

    .....Or do what the previous poster suggested.
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    OK, first there are different types of sh*t and second, just try to "handle" them without a good dependable toilet paper, go ahead make my day, go into the woods dum one for the cause and use whatever is around at hand. Then go about your business until the chafing starts, then you will wish you had a TP at hand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alaskenmike View Post
    ......go about your business until the chafing starts, then you will wish you had a TP at hand.
    I've found that I'd better bring baby wipes along, or after a few days, I'm in trouble, anyway. TP is just for the bulk. Baby wipes afterward take care of the acid. It's either that or soap/water/rag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomerang View Post
    I've found that I'd better bring baby wipes along, or after a few days, I'm in trouble, anyway. TP is just for the bulk. Baby wipes afterward take care of the acid. It's either that or soap/water/rag.

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    Before toilet paper was invented, different materials were used which varied amongst different cultures. In Ancient Rome, public toilet facilities provided a sponge attached to a wooden stick that soaked in a bucket of brine (salt) water. Those who lived in the wealthier suburbs of Rome used wool and rosewater. In Coastal Regions, mussel shells and coconut husk were used (mussels shells particularly). Europeans used marvelous fountains, occasionally with the luxury of warm water. In the Middle Ages, the French invented the first bidet for both sexes, unfortunately with the lack of modern plumbing. People from Islamic cultures wiped themselves first with a smooth stone, rinsed with water, and then finished off by drying with a cloth. Pebbles were used to blot the end of a male’s penis after urination. Men would carry re-usable stones and pebbles with small pitchers of water in their turbans during their busy work hours. The Colonial Americans were dependent upon the core center cobs from shelled ears of corn, those living in the Northern parts of the world –in particularly, the Eskimos- used tundra moss when available in the summer months, and handfuls of snow during the balance of the year.
    So, what I want to know is how will you wipe your a*s WITH SNOW WHEN IS -40 and you are not an Eskimo ?

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