Everyone knows it, seems the first forum folks see gets all the SPAM.
Why not create a fake forum and put it at the very top, perhaps an Alaska Basketweaving sub-forum
Bait a trap? One few (or no) forum members actually read.
Or just switch the frequently viewed Canoe sub-forum with the much less used Airboating sub-forum.
Could be a nice change for the many of us that frequent the canoe forum, but are not interested in downloading "The Goonies"....